Un célèbre footballeur, connu pour ses coups tordus sur le terrain, passe devant un juge. Celui-ci lui dit :
Monsieur, j’ai une bonne et une mauvaise nouvelle pour vous. Laquelle voulez-vous entendre en premier ?
– Disons la mauvaise.
– Pour toutes vos mauvaises actions, tacles dangereux, vos propos indignes, vous êtes condamné à mort, vous serez fusillé !
Et vous avez vraiment une bonne nouvelle ?
– Oui ! C’est Benzema qui tire !
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